“ Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. ”

Quote author: Joan Rivers

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“ Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America. ”

Quote author: James Joyce

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“ I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. ”

Quote author: Ellen DeGeneres

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“ Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. ”

Quote author: Eminem

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“ Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. ”

Quote author: Ellen DeGeneres

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“ When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. ”

Quote author: Saul Bellow

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“ Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself. ”

Quote author: Christina Grimmie

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“ It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. ”

Quote author: Johnny Depp

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“ If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. ”

Quote author: Abraham Lincoln

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